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1. A disgusting excuse for a human who smells like a whale performed an alabama hot-pocket, and looks like a 90 year-old, aids ridden turtle without its shell.

2. The act of taking a shit in a Nazi hat, then turning it into a condom and use it in the ear while swinging a lasso and shouting: "YEEEHAAAWW!!!!"
1. Dude, that nigga is super nasty, he's like a Jamey Red

2. Shit got crazy with me and Lauren last night, we did a Jamey Red
by The Vogl July 14, 2016
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