A Total Loser that plays video games and jerks off of all day. He thinks he's all that every time he beats a little game. No one likes this kid even tho he claims to be a chick magnet cause a girl that is huge likes him. His saying is your not a real lady unless your 480.
My kid acts like James in the shower
by Shsvdhdvsv January 15, 2017
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A kid who tries to act cool by going against societal norms. For example he could be a vegan (nothing against vegans; he does it to act cool) or an atheist (once again to act cool)
Person 1: I wish I had some strawberry milk with this chicken cutlet
James: FILTHY MEAT EATER YOU ARE FEEBLE AND WEAK. DAIRY CAUSES CANCER.

Person 2: I was born and raised a Christian

James: YOU ARE JUST A FOLLOWER.
by cliccroll April 18, 2017
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A ni🅱🅱a who fucks girls over and tries to be a bike lord but can't do a Bunny hop to save his life. Gets whacked off his face 24/7 to save his own thing.

"You have salmonella"
"I hate James like he's a grade 'A' mindfuck"
by Thottyprincess July 19, 2017
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A person that is annoying as fuck with really shitty hair and has no life outside of his pokemon fandom. He spends his time making bad jokes and can't attract any ladies except for fatties. Even his own parents hate him.
Man he is being so annoying. He is such a James
by whoreific November 7, 2013
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The most disgusting and worst person in the world. Often hated by everyone, and looks like an idiot. Can only count to 12, and nicknames can include Yamma the Llama, Yames the Llames, Yeti, Beach boy, Sunflower, Spongebob, Sea man, and Smurf
Don't be a James
by myaya November 22, 2016
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A complete asshole who takes jokes to far and doesnt know when to quit.
hey james your so cool
james: yeah whatever
by brookelyn sandmaster July 26, 2012
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A failiure at life, friends, girlfriends, and pretty much anything you can think of
Poor guy, he was born a James...
by Pimpotron9000 January 21, 2013
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