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A fucking bully (only to those who piss her off). Generally, she's pretty talkative with practically anyone she really knows. Selfless, always thinking about her friends. Usually pretty energetic (or at least faking it), other times introvertive. Sometimes, she can be a little stubborn, but it's so rare it takes a bit of thinking to notice. No matter how big of an argument you two get into, you'll both make up and at least be on good terms again, if not best friends. You're lucky if you meet a Jalyss.
Jalyss by Metallicult December 21, 2016
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Jalissa is a girl that deserves to be treated like a queen. She is not exactly perfect but, she has all these perfect imperfections that make her who she is. And she is amazing. She is absolutely gorgeous and will make you smile even when you're at your worst. She has big, beautiful brown eyes, and her kisses taste like candy. She is amazing in every way, and no matter how fucked up your life can be, Jalissa can take it all away. Jalissa is perfect.
Hey, you see Jalissa? Yea? Back the fuck off, she's mine
Jalissa by Zigggglrrr October 23, 2014
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Jalyssa • Jalyss • jalyssia • Jalissa • jalessa • Jalysa • jalyse • Jayssie • Jelyssa • jlyssa
The name Jalissa means of noble kind. Jalissa's are kind, caring, and intelligent. They are usually are silly and carefree but, at times they can be serious and to themselves. Their most defining quality is their dedication to the things they care about.
Last night I went out with Jalissa and got completely wasted but, she fed me and took me home. I can always count on her to be there for me.
Jalissa by j12622 May 4, 2014
Julyssa is one amazing girl. She is practically perfect in every way possible. The kind of person you want around you to brighten up your worst days. She's most beautiful and lovable girl in and around Elgin, who has the cutest voice ever, the most gorgeous girl to ever to walk this planet!!
julyssa by Lolswagg January 27, 2014
Jalyssa is the most special and cute girl you will ever meet. She is loving, caring, and is always there for you. If you get her, you will always love her and never lose her
Jalyssa is loved
Jalyssa by Flj92849 November 2, 2019
A fun-loving, cool, and very unique girl who can be shy but also very tough in certain situations. She will always be there for her friends and possibly even people who aren’t her friends. She’s always looking to help someone in need or will comfort who ever needs it. She has a great body and always has atleast a few boy’s attention. She brings smiles to people’s faces and will do her best to not let you be sad. Jalyse is a multi-talented person with a spunk no one else has. She is a person who doesn’t like to let people see her emotions but will always help people talk out theirs. Overall, she is an amazing friend to meet and you will not want to let someone like her leave you.
Person #1: Have you met Jalyse?
Person #2: No, why?
Person #1: She is SO cool!
Jalyse by Urban_mystery February 18, 2019
Jalissa is a girl that deserves to be treated like a queen. She is not exactly perfect but, she has all these perfect imperfections that make her who she is. And she is amazing. She is absolutely gorgeous and will make you smile even when you're at your worst. She has big, beautiful brown eyes, and her kisses taste like candy. She is amazing in every way, and no matter how fucked up your life can be, Jalissa can take it all away. Jalissa is perfect. Jalissa is the type of girl who deserves the world she is perfect in every way possible and she can fix or change relationships for people good or bad she will be the spotlight when she wants to be and can change people and what they think about her she is always there for everyone so if you Have a Jalissa in your life you are very lucky to have her.
Hey, you see Jalissa? Yea? Back the fuck off, she's mine and she a bad bitchhh!
Jalissa by itsme_bitchhhh March 27, 2019
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