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Jalysa ~the prettiest girl you’ll meet. Everyone wishes to be her. Has the best body and will steal the show. Everyone looks at her as she walks down the street,hall etc. jalysa is typically short with dark hair. Every guy wants her. She is typically nice just don’t cross her! Jalysa usually gets along with everyone. However most people dont like her due to jealousy.
Everyone jalysa is coming.) LOOK AT JALYSA’S BUTT.) did you watch Jalysa’s snap chat story ?
Jalysa by YDDDDDD! January 14, 2018
Words you can keep
1) Brown eyes and hair.
2) Fun to talk to.
3) Is a werid person at times.
4) Is Carson's barbie doll.
5) Guys like her, but that is just not right! :P
6) She is a big NOOB.
7) And sometimes a plug!
Jalysa your a noob so go live with Carson.
Jalysa by Mega NOOB c: January 19, 2011
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Jalisa is the type of girl who is a R.O.D (ride or die). She cares about the people close too her and if you come for her or them you will get hurt. Jalisa keeps it 💯 and don’t like people who play her. She is really photogenic and is the definition of a bad bitch and strives to get what’s hers.
1.Damn I looked on Jalisa snap and her pictures of her are photogenic.
2.Jalisa just worked 24 hrs. to get that pay check
Jalisa by harmonykingdom October 21, 2018
Pretty ass girl with a goofy personality! She got that water wet so don't fw her if you can't swim. Majority of the time she's a sweetheart but if you come at her wrong you'll unleash the devil
Jalisa was too wet last night bro
Jalisa by LisaLis December 19, 2016
A fun-loving, cool, and very unique girl who can be shy but also very tough in certain situations. She will always be there for her friends and possibly even people who aren’t her friends. She’s always looking to help someone in need or will comfort who ever needs it. She has a great body and always has atleast a few boy’s attention. She brings smiles to people’s faces and will do her best to not let you be sad. Jalyse is a multi-talented person with a spunk no one else has. She is a person who doesn’t like to let people see her emotions but will always help people talk out theirs. Overall, she is an amazing friend to meet and you will not want to let someone like her leave you.
Person #1: Have you met Jalyse?
Person #2: No, why?
Person #1: She is SO cool!
Jalyse by Urban_mystery February 18, 2019
Jalyssa is the most special and cute girl you will ever meet. She is loving, caring, and is always there for you. If you get her, you will always love her and never lose her
Jalyssa is loved
Jalyssa by Flj92849 November 2, 2019
Jalisa is just fucking amazing she is super thick,pretty, and smart if you come across a Jalisa you're in luck.
Person-Damn have you seen Jalisa she is so pretty
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