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Jaleza is a outgoing, craycray, fun, person. She is and has everything a guy wants. Good looks, yet smart. She is overly confident about herself and that's why we love her.
Wow that girl reminds me of jaleza
She's such a Jaleza.
She's so perf. Like Jaleza .
Jaleza by Heeeeeyaaaaa September 23, 2012
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A beautiful woman who will love you no matter what. You'll easily fall in love with her and once you do you're guaranteed to be in a long lasting relationship. She is the type of woman you never want to lose. She means the world to you and you'll protect her with your will. If you by all means screw up the relationship, you've just lost the perfect girl. You will be known as a Cretin.
Guy: That girl is such a Jalena.
Jalena by Pow wow you're going down February 13, 2015
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Jalena is a special person if you ever find one don't let her go she will be there for you when you think no one else is even if you don't think you want anyone with you at that moment she would still try to stay with you to help you get through it. A lot of people say bad stuff around her and she would think its true and put on a strong face for others because she doesn't want to be a burden to others but they are always still there for her. Sheis also very beautiful,sweet,kind
I have a Jalena friend
Jalena by Thegirlwhogots December 19, 2016
Is smart, very independent, speaks mind, open to others opinion. Can laugh, may show insecurities but they just need someone to be there from time to time. Great person inside and takes pride of the person outside.
Friend: Hey Jaleah Im having trouble with my boyfriend
Jaleah: Maybe you should give him some space. :
Jaleah by Poetical Lele January 4, 2014
Jaleah is a goofy, smart,funny,bipolar, beautiful girl. She has the body of a goddess, she has beautiful long hair, she has a butt on her, and her thighs are just so perfect. Jaleah rides for the ones that ride for her don't ever get on her bad side. She is loyal to her friends and her boyfriend she is also tired of getting hurt.
Boyfriend: Jaleah is different from all these other girls.
Ex: Damn, I wish i never messed up with jaleah.
Jaleah by Leahhhbooooo January 5, 2019
Bad ass girl who think that she's right but she is really funny caring and a good actor she can sometimes be stubborn but lovable as well above all when she says she loves you she meand it. Plus she's a great fighter and will protect you at all costs.shy towards new people she meet but when you get to know her she will act her self. Cracking you up for days
I love you Jaleya
jaleya by Goldemboy92100 January 24, 2015
A amazing beautiful girl. All the guy fall for her. Everyone wants to be like her.
jalena by Wafflesmaker September 14, 2013
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murderhobo 

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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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