jack the dog

An annoying smelly mut who wants to be loved. With amazing eyes and a great energy
John: wow jack the dog is very smelly today

Ken: hey John he can’t help it
by Janlov January 12, 2018
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jacking the dog off

The method for feeding the cat when unable to afford to purchase cat food;
Man, I am so broke, I ended up jacking the dog off just to feed the cat!
by D.I.L.F. December 07, 2006
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jack dogging

reference to a british fad called ("dogging" UK). Jack dogging is when a group of men stand looking into a car while the ocupants engage in Sexual activities ("dogging" UK).
Look those guys are jack dogging that car.
by hypernet2000 October 20, 2017
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Having bad times financially. Not having any money, being broke.
I have been so broke, I had to start jacking the dog off to feed the cat!
by Neil White November 05, 2008
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Jack is a dog

This is often a truthful statement whether talking about a canine or sapiens specimen. Jack makes a great name for man's best friend, and likewise most men named jack develop deep and irreparable trauma regarding their name being for a dog.

Male Sapien Jacks typically can be found surfing on various furry subreddits, buying leashes and collars for their owners to use on them, and in their crate when their owners decide its time for bed
Female: Hey, so is Jack a furry?

Guy: No, not really. Jack is a dog.
by The Gronchler August 26, 2025
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