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always jacking off onto a specific wall and leaving it to dry.

jizz is cheaper than paint, that's why I have a jwall.

jwall by ilovekesha455 November 3, 2010

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jallopy

Old motor vehicle in bad state of repair,unreliable and a general eyesore devoid of any street cred!

jallopy corner e.g. classified ads for bargain cars

jallopy by Motakatsu Hideyoshi February 22, 2008

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Jwellin

1. The Modification of any vehicle that does not improve performance or looks. AKA: Rice

2. To make something that is already shitty, shittier.

3. To use one's vehicle as a way to attract members of the same sex for sexual intercourse.
jwellman2: Dude! How do you like my ride?
goldenstang00: Its jwellin, Dog!

jwellman2: Dude! How do you like my ride?
goldenstang00: Its jwellin, Dog!

Jwellin by Dare232 December 30, 2008

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a jallen

A 'quite fit in an ugly way' sort of guy.

Girl 1: That guy is well fit!
Girl 2: Hmm, he's a bit of a jallen.

a jallen by killawhales August 22, 2009

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Jallen

A big brain; the epicest AP Human Geography teachers; the best chess player; the most scholarly of scholars.

Friend: Did you do the 4-page essay for Jallen's class?
Me: Nah, I'll do it during homeroom today.

Jallen by BigBruhMomento September 6, 2022

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JWalk

An upgrade. Refers to how Panic at the Disco got so much better after they replaced Brent with JWalk.

"Dude, I got some really shitty seats."

"For $10 bucks you can JWalk 'em to front row center."

"Seriously? Shit, JWalk me then!"

JWalk by AnnaBanana14 June 19, 2008

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jwalk

The nickname given to Panic! at the Disco bassist Jon Walker. First letter of first name and first part of his last.

JWALK is so much better than Brent.

jwalk by Bob Magnifico August 10, 2006

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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