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Old motor vehicle in bad state of repair,unreliable and a general eyesore devoid of any street cred!
jallopy corner e.g. classified ads for bargain cars
jallopy by Motakatsu Hideyoshi February 22, 2008
Related Words
Jwallis • J-wall • jallop • jallen • jalla • jalle • Jally • jallopy • jwala • jwalin
1. The Modification of any vehicle that does not improve performance or looks. AKA: Rice

2. To make something that is already shitty, shittier.

3. To use one's vehicle as a way to attract members of the same sex for sexual intercourse.
jwellman2: Dude! How do you like my ride?
goldenstang00: Its jwellin, Dog!
jwellman2: Dude! How do you like my ride?
goldenstang00: Its jwellin, Dog!
Jwellin by Dare232 December 30, 2008

a jallen 

A 'quite fit in an ugly way' sort of guy.
Girl 1: That guy is well fit!
Girl 2: Hmm, he's a bit of a jallen.
a jallen by killawhales August 22, 2009
A big brain; the epicest AP Human Geography teachers; the best chess player; the most scholarly of scholars.
Friend: Did you do the 4-page essay for Jallen's class?
Me: Nah, I'll do it during homeroom today.
Jallen by BigBruhMomento September 6, 2022
An upgrade. Refers to how Panic at the Disco got so much better after they replaced Brent with JWalk.
"Dude, I got some really shitty seats."

"For $10 bucks you can JWalk 'em to front row center."

"Seriously? Shit, JWalk me then!"
JWalk by AnnaBanana14 June 19, 2008
The nickname given to Panic! at the Disco bassist Jon Walker. First letter of first name and first part of his last.
JWALK is so much better than Brent.
jwalk by Bob Magnifico August 10, 2006
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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