JTABS

Acronym for "Just Took A Big Shit." While it can be used literally, it often refers to the positive feelings one displays following the completion of such a task. Often used in a similar way to JBF, to describe the satisfaction portrayed by someone after they are done.

My brother gets such a JTABS glow on his face after stuffing his face on Thanksgiving.

by Bernie MacEnernie December 9, 2007

Jabskin

Skin heated to the point of taking on the shape of a dildo.

"Dude, I totally Shankled your Jabskin"

by shit waffle February 8, 2010

jtbs

Just to be sure

- Why did you ask what I think about the president?
• Jtbs we're on the same page.

by Ldc4 June 13, 2015

jabscreen

A derogatory term for smartphones such as the iPhone 4.

His fat fingers slipped all over the glossy display of his brand new jabscreen as he tried to send a text message to his girlfriend.

by andyjpb2 July 8, 2010

jabs

An irish slang word for breasts

Look at the jabs on her

by Liam August 25, 2003

wee joabs

quite simply someone who canny fucking hack it

hey man did you see Josh weir whitey off that line? He’s on the wee joabs like

by b33fy m1x3r5 June 29, 2021

jabs

short for "jabroni" - look it up

you fucking jabs.

by Urizen May 15, 2003