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Acronym for "Just Took A Big Shit." While it can be used literally, it often refers to the positive feelings one displays following the completion of such a task. Often used in a similar way to JBF, to describe the satisfaction portrayed by someone after they are done.
My brother gets such a JTABS glow on his face after stuffing his face on Thanksgiving.

JTABS by Bernie MacEnernie December 9, 2007
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Skin heated to the point of taking on the shape of a dildo.
"Dude, I totally Shankled your Jabskin"
Jabskin by shit waffle February 8, 2010
Related Words
JTABS jabster #jabs jabscram jabscreen jabsek Jabsessed Jabsex Jabsie jabsiry
- Why did you ask what I think about the president?
• Jtbs we're on the same page.
jtbs by Ldc4 June 13, 2015

jabscreen 

A derogatory term for smartphones such as the iPhone 4.
His fat fingers slipped all over the glossy display of his brand new jabscreen as he tried to send a text message to his girlfriend.
jabscreen by andyjpb2 July 8, 2010
An irish slang word for breasts
Look at the jabs on her
jabs by Liam August 25, 2003
quite simply someone who canny fucking hack it
hey man did you see Josh weir whitey off that line? He’s on the wee joabs like
wee joabs by b33fy m1x3r5 June 29, 2021
you fucking jabs.
jabs by Urizen May 15, 2003
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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