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The process of saying something extremely unintelligent, usually in the form of a forum or blog post.
(In form of an online forum post) "hey guyd im new to the form so pls act nice coz i no i cun't spell good" ... "Jeez, learn how to implement grammar and punctuation in to your posts, JAKSNAK."
JAKSNAK by Geophray March 13, 2010
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Jacksnake 

When a redneck needs a verb but can't think of a real verb, they use jacksnake.
I'm just gonna jacksnake the ranch from you.
Jacksnake by Ganononom November 6, 2020
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jakesnake 

where one puts their hand up the skirt of a grade seven girl when she isnt looking or is to scared by the shrek look a like doing it
man did you just jakesnake that lil chick and got your fingers moist up in that
jakesnake by dingdongsarelife July 7, 2009

Jacksnake 

The action of playfully stealing something from someone.
"I'm just gonna jacksnake the ranch from you."
Jacksnake by ASA RULES January 25, 2020

Jakesnake0308

The type of guy to order 30 quarter pounders from ubereats when drunk
We just got 30 quarter pounder orders from a guy with the name Jakesnake0308. You seeing this Will?

jacksnake 

when you uhhh. it's when.. . it happens when you. When um . it's the thing where you..... it's like..
whe. When y ou. I love .. whne jacksnake ?
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murderhobo 

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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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