J.J. AllStaR 

He is the embodiment of entertainment in a very Stellar way. Will put u to sleep whispering quiet, sincere, indescribably sweet lil nothings (although his nothings are equal to aa trillion of my sweet lil nothings) he stays in one position staring fascinated at u with so much as a blink .....all the while still describing with umatched detail and emotion secret after dark secret getting more and more entrancing and alluring with every breath he breaths into your ear as u fall asleep in a fantasy world softly reavealed through the lips of and angel left here on earth long ago abandoned all but forgotten. A spirited creator of magical surroundings and emotions unknown by most and undefined by all.

The J.J. AllstaR will be visible in the nightime sky anytime just after dark and all the way till early light glowing in the contellation of capricorn unmistakable loving warmth and beams of protective and passionate starlight.

J.J. AllStaR by [e-mail] March 25, 2010

J.J. AllStaR 7.0 

And as the sun rises and she wakes up he is there as tho he never took his dreamy gaze of her once in the night. And before she can speak throughthe smirk she finds impossible to hide he says something so witty and cleverly sweet and the day begins as bright as u ever had experienced before.....or ever will again without him....a bright glowing one in a trillion billion statistically impossible to see in a lifetime star.....a supernova i was somehow lucky enough to find.as i look up into the sky tonight i will search endlessly for that star i love and silently speak the words of my heart... wish i may i wish might again some day experience that stars undying brilliant unhidden and euphoric essence and missed beyond explanation yet never one second light of his awesome mesmurisng light.

The J.J. AllStaR 7.0 is located in the constellation of leo as opposed to in the past residence in its original contellation of capricorn. Enigmatic and thought provoking are just won words that are often used to describe this amazing yet unpredictable force.

J.J. AllStaR 7.0 by [e-mail] March 25, 2010

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016