Irrelevantism 

The belief that whether there is or is not a God is irrelevant. Irrelevantism is not a religion, it is an ideological philosophy which states that God, if he does exist, will be pleased that people live and enjoy their lives--which are precious gifts from God--instead of devoting all of their time to man-made religions, which worship humans more than God. However, if there is not a God, then it is all moot. Irrelevantism generally offers religious neutrality.

He believed in the philosophy of Irrelevantism.

Irrelevantism allows one to be free from the burdens of religion to focus on more pressing, everyday matters.

Irrelevantism by The Irrelevantist November 25, 2010

irrelevantify 

to make someone irrelevant

why did you just irrelevantify her out of the conversation ?

irrelevantify by andreezy March 30, 2015

irrelevantisieren

To make someone not existing, show him he is invalid

Tom: Dude you are such a bot!
Björn: * Shows a hand that irrelevantisiert's * him.
He got irrelevantisiert
irrelevantisieren makes him not existing and invalid

irrelevantisieren by Estimesti February 17, 2020

irrelevantest

The most irrelevant of the irrelevants

That bitch is the most irrelevantest

irrelevantest by anonymoussssslmaooooo February 18, 2018

Desperate Irrelevants

The type of people who go out of their way to not mind their own business and make antagonistic comments towards others they perceive as "weaker" based solely on superficial traits such as gender, weight, social status, social class, monetary wealth, etc. in the misguided or ignorant hopes that this will elevate their own perception of themselves to Somebody. Desperate Irrelevants have a tragic inability to deal with the crushing weight of their own finite existence, which leads to them clawing and scratching at everything and everyone all the way to their graves.

"Everytime I turn a corner in San Francisco there's always someone making a snarky comment about my weight."

"Yeah, San Francisco is full of Desperate Irrelevants."

...

"I parked my car at Safeway so people could see the For Sale sign on it and some rando came up and told me it wasn't going to sell. What a Desperate Irrelevant douche."

"Did you sell your car though?"

"Of course, it was an awesome car."

...

"A receptionist at Planet Fitness found out I was showering there so much because I'm homeless. Now she thinks it's OK to talk to me like she's a prison warden and I'm a felon. She has that Desperate Irrelevant brain rot."

Desperate Irrelevants by Tits Armageddon January 16, 2023