Irish War Helmet 

A sexual activity perpetrated by a man, usually against a woman (unless he's REALLY drunk) during which he lays his testicles, one each atop the recipient's eyes, with the penis aligned vertically upon their nose. This is a most appalling degradation, thus reserved to none but the skankiest of hos.

Carla is a skanky bitch. I'm gonna give her an Irish War Helmet, to show her who's her fuckin' master

Irish War Helmet by Rockem Sockem oodylicious April 19, 2009