An alcoholic beverage invented in the dorms, and Iowa Curb Stomp contains:
1 White Claw or similar hard seltzer
3 shots of Hawkeye Vodka
3 or more squirts of Mio water enhancer
The Iowa Curb Stomp is intended to inebriate the drinker as efficiently and painlessly as possible, making it perfect for catching a relaxed-buzz or pre-gaming to go out.
1 White Claw or similar hard seltzer
3 shots of Hawkeye Vodka
3 or more squirts of Mio water enhancer
The Iowa Curb Stomp is intended to inebriate the drinker as efficiently and painlessly as possible, making it perfect for catching a relaxed-buzz or pre-gaming to go out.
bro 1: “yo did you see Jason? He was already drunk when they left the pregame.”
Bro 2: “ii made Jason an Iowa Curb Stomp, he’s gonna have a good night.”
Bro 2: “ii made Jason an Iowa Curb Stomp, he’s gonna have a good night.”
by AECH.exe February 16, 2021