One who is paranoid when online and thinks that anyone could be a predator. Someone who is Internet Paranoid refuses to give out any information about themselves- not even a letter in their name. These are some of the most annoying people on the internet, so watch out for them.
Person 1: "Did you see that guy in the chat room earlier?"
Person 2: "Yeah, what was his name?"
Person 1: "I don't know. He is Internet Paranoid."
Person 2: "Yeah, what was his name?"
Person 1: "I don't know. He is Internet Paranoid."
by HoustonH December 12, 2010
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