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Intelectual junk

information that is so aimed at a niche market of brains that there is no point in bothering with knowing, or just simply when a group of intelectuals have nothing better to do with there time that they resort to scrapping the barrel, of concepts, that really should'nt be looked in too deeply
"paper has to 0.09 mm thick in order to be paper" this intelectual junk
Intelectual junk by nooglesgram February 6, 2007
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Intellectual Junk Food 

Vicarious of interesting experiences through media content observation for the sole purpose of staving off boredom despite the stimulus giving no value or meaning to one's life.
(See "reality" TV)
Roe Jogan: Live your life like you're the hero in your movie write down what you want and cut out all the shit that doesn't matter.
Addict: But I can't stop spending time watching Tooster Reeth!
Roe Jogan: That's just Intellectual Junk Food and there's nothing enriching about it.
Addict: I watch it to comfort me just to relieve stress, you're too harsh.
Roe Jogan: Tough love, that's what everybody needs, me included.

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026