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Inswiminate 

Insemination while underwater. To ejaculate inside of another while in an aquatic setting.
I found a nice hidden spot at the lake to inswiminate my girlfriend.

Man, Greg just inswiminated his wife in that pool. I would go in there right now.
Inswiminate by BelligerentF April 21, 2016
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incriminate 

A mispronounced form of the word DISCRIMINATE.Often used due to suspected police brutality.
"Why dem cops be incriminatin"?
"Why do they incriminate soo dam much mang"?

artificially inseminated swampass

a case of swampass that is caused by having the settings on your heated automobile seats too high. usually occurs in the winter time, when natural atmospheric conditions are not favorable for the development of swampass.
"man, was it cold this morning! i cranked the heated seats up to 10, and before i knew what hit me, i had created some artificially inseminated swampass!"

insaminated 

To slowly be taken from "innocent" or sheltered to open and dirty minded.
Shing was insaminated from hanging out with them.
insaminated by BetterKnifeNinja December 28, 2007

Inseminate the Canine

Less offensive/work safe version of Fuck the Dog: To goof off or avoid work.
That guy is so lazy. He's always trying to inseminate the canine

inspaminate 

the act of your inbox being taken over by junk email from a person in your contacts, because their account has been hacked.
My inbox has been inspaminated by Bob's email....someone must have hacked into his account!
inspaminate by TaT2dGrrl July 10, 2011

insominate 

Refers to da "fourth base" action dat you perform wif your bed-partner in da middle of da night because one or both of you couldn't sleep for some reason.
Allowing your main squeeze to insominate you may indeed cause HIM to become sufficiently relaxed and "worn out" to fall asleep, but YOU may be kept awake YOURSELF afterwards from wondering if he either got you preggo or gave you an STD!
insominate by QuacksO January 1, 2022
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
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