Inspectacon

An inspector that is more concerned with going to lunch and leaving early than actually doing their job. Takes frequent naps in their van, then signs off on fraudulent paperwork, coercing their clients to do the same "so they can get out of here." Usually tests a maximum of 10% of a system, then fails random devices to give the appearance of actual integrity. Shows up to sites ridiculously early to catch a few Zzs before "work." Standard dress is boat shoes and shorts, but often can be seen doing nothing wearing jeans. Lead by Inspector Prime.

Inspectacons, more than meets the eyes. Inspectacons, tools in disguise.

If it's polling, I'm strolling.

If it's flashing, I'm passing.

If it's green, its clean.

If it's there, I don't care.

Just sign so I can get out of here!

Fail it, and move on!

by Fire Tech September 12, 2019