Infoliated

Much like Exfoliating.. Infoliating is the process of debriding the vaginal lining from accidental sand on the penis. Usually occuring from sex on the beach.

Juan and Diana had such hot steamy sex on the beach, her coochie was infoliated like it was brand spanking new!

Infoliated by bella michele and krusty December 31, 2011

Inflated Friendlist 

When a person on Facebook has hundreds, even thousands, of people on their friend list just to seem 'cool' to their peers. None of these people actually know or may have little contact/interaction with the person sending the friend request. The person sending the friend request think it is cool to have 2000/3000 friends on Facebook, but they never actually like any of their updates because they honestly don't care about the requester.

Aaron: Look at how many friends Kathrine has!
Javier: Yeah, but no one has liked any of her 10 post in the last hour.
Aaron: You're right, she just has an inflated friendlist

Inflated Friendlist by KevinRunn October 25, 2011

self-inflicted Giuliani wound 

Slang sardonic phrase describing what happens to anyone who engages in anything with Rudy Bananas.

When the Mobster in Chief first engaged his old NYC buddy, he may have figured it would all lead to a self-inflicted Giuliani wound but he may have figured he was valiantly choosing his own fate.

self-inflicted Giuliani wound by Dr Bunnygirl November 13, 2019

Self Inflicted Situation 

An event or happening of regrettable proportions.

Also knows as S.I.S.

I know man, that was definitely a self inflicted situation.

Self Inflicted Situation by Tcoch#33 August 21, 2010

inflated ego 

Someone who not only has A VERY BIG AMOUNT OF CONFIDENCE but maybe just a bit too much. AKA When the ego is "inflated" hence the name, it means its bigger then the norm, which could get obnoxious.

Bill- hey i like how you dont care what ppl think and the fact that your confident
Alex- yeah i just dont care. i'm confident
Bill- yeah you are
Alex- nobody should be inconfident
Bill-yeah
Alex-the world should be more like me
Bill-well uhm
Alex- yeah thats it. the world would be a better place if everyone
was more like me
Bill- what an inflated ego

next example

Bill-thats a good joke
Alex- yeah it is
Alex- you know, i'm really funny
Bill- yeah ur funny
Alex- no i'm REALLY funny. it kills me sometimes
Bill- well dont be cocky
Alex- i'm not being cocky its true, i'm so funny, and everyone knows it
Bill- GAH! YOU HAVE SUCH AN INFLATED EGO

inflated ego by I_is_good September 12, 2008

Self Inflicted Insomnia 

Also know as SII. Self Inflicted Insomnia is a basic lack of sleep caused by your own boredom and lack of interest in sleep. People with Self Inflicted Insomnia could sleep if they so desired, but they don't care to, so they stay up as long as possible, sometimes for days.

A person with SII doesn't necessarily need a reason to stay up. Usually people with this disorder spend their time on the internet, even if there is nothing to do. They'd rather stare at a wall than close their eyes.

Person 1: I never see you log off, do you ever sleep?
Person 2: No, I have Self Inflicted Insomnia.

Person 1: So you can't sleep? That sucks.
Person 2: I just don't want to, plus my cat is making cute faces at me.

Self Inflicted Insomnia by iproxii June 24, 2011

self-inflicted orgasm 

Masturbation.

Johnny suffered from a self-inflicted orgasm. Or rather, he didn't suffer at all.

self-inflicted orgasm by inothernews April 8, 2010