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Inebridate 

Taking a member of the opposite sex out for mass amounts of drinks for the sole purpose of sleeping with them.
Last night I took her out on an inebridate at the bar and ended up having drunken sex in her car.
Inebridate by Will On Fire September 30, 2009
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Pee Pants the Inebriated Hobo Clown 

One of Peter Griffins many zany caricatures and/or antics. In the episode Peter's Two Dads, he portrays Pee Pants the Inebriated Hobo Clown. He's an adorable tramp who wears found clothing and eats out of your garbage can.
Peter Griffin: Hey kids, I'm Pee Pants the Inebriated Hobo Clown. I'm an adorable tramp who wears found clothing and eats out of your garbage can.

inebriated 

A classy way to say you are drunk.
Bill: I am currently very highly inebriated, my good sir.
Ted: Yeah, I'm pretty drunk myself.
inebriated by Dano Magnum December 29, 2008

Half past inebriated 

When you have had to much to drink or smoke or do to much of any drug and you are in a new, higher stage of drunk or high.
“Bro you were sooo half past inebriated lastnight!” “Shut up man i only took 4 xanies”

inebrianetting 

texting or emailing another via Facebook or MySpace while intoxicated or inebriated
"goofd advice. I am scholling now. athsn yo uf ote hte kind words." this is inebrianetting.
inebrianetting by ectoplasmNC February 21, 2009

righteous inebriation 

To consume a large amount of alcoholic beverages in a short amount of time, increasing one's Blood Alcohol Content substantially, while impairing judgment, but without becoming sick. Often achieved after losing a drinking game such as beer pong. However, there are a number of dangers associated with righteous inebriation. If too much alcohol is consumed, one may throw up, at which point the inebriation ceases to be righteous.
Dude, we suck so much at beer pong, but the righteous inebriation was so worth the shame of defeat.
righteous inebriation by taylsor February 21, 2007

inebriated 

A word used to pseudo-impress drunk (and/or loose) women. If you use this word to describe your state of mind while drunk you are: a) too drunk, b) not drunk enough, or c) in the midst of a freestyle battle struggling to find a word to rhyme with... any number of things.
After this next triple of whisky, I will surely be too inebriated to use the word 'inebriated' in a proper sentence.
inebriated by coreLogic November 21, 2013
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