Indiana Hot Pocket

The act of a male or female taking a bowel movement, inserting said bowel movement inside the female's vagina, having the male penetrate the female with his penis until ejaculation. The male ejaculates inside the woman. The male then preforms oral sex and eats the sperm and stool in its entirety out of the woman's vagina.

Friend: "Hey Bill, what did you and Claire do last night?"

Bill: "Not much, I gave her an Indiana Hot Pocket."

Friend: "Sounds like things are moving along well for you two!"

by Leroy Shanksion March 30, 2011

Indian Hot Pocket

When a man and a woman visit an Indian buffet, the act of overeating simultaneously inhibits the man's erectile function and removes both the man and the woman's sexual inhibitions. As a result, the man will often attempt to perform cunnilingus, but laden with spicy calories and swelled from his act of delicious gluttony, his oral sex act will trigger his gag reflex, causing him to half-burp, half-vomit steaming-hot chicken tikka masala into his lady-friend's freshly-shaven box. This is the Indian Hot Pocket, an unintentional, but extremely erotic show of post-buffet affection.

"Dude, I heard you got lucky last night after dinner! Did you totally lick her lunchbox?"
"Well, I thought I was going to eat her cookie, but I ended up giving her an Indian Hot Pocket instead."
"I'm really hungry all of a sudden. Are you hungry? I'm hungry."

by Guy Incognito, PhD. March 5, 2013