The act in which a woman farts normally; but instead of it traveling out into the crisp air for proper fermentation, it travels into the vagina with no greeting or documentation ready at the time of entry. The fart is then blown back out and deported as a queef. Afterwards, there is usually a sense of serious pain and regret for one's own existence. A want for a shower also usually follows.
"Wow, something stinks around here. It must be The Illegal Immigrant Fart because it smells like fish and shit."
by QuenchingQueefer June 6, 2022
A law that will make america great again. Only bans some high terrorist areas. doesn't ban all muslims. OBAMA DID THE SAME THING. why riot against trump, when Obama literally did the same thing for LONGER.
Trump: "my immigration law to stop terrorism is to ban some high terrorism areas".
SJW: "RACIST, SEXIST, DIE, DIE, DIE, YOU HATE ALL MUSLIMS AND MEXICANS!!!!!"
SJW: "RACIST, SEXIST, DIE, DIE, DIE, YOU HATE ALL MUSLIMS AND MEXICANS!!!!!"
by PrestinJS February 6, 2017
A term used by the liberals and radical anti-American groups to refer to the policy of granting amnesty to illegal aliens.
Obama wants comprehensive immigration reform so 20 million illegals can vote him back into office forever.
by keep the change March 20, 2009
The excuse and series of laws in which one or more male(s) generally in pairs, between the ages of 15 and 17, use against younger women as a way to avoid certain confrontation over specefied subjects, or to hold undeserved authority.
"no you can't have your beloved waynes world video back due to the immigration act of '92."
"The immigration act of 92' prevents me from going into further detail about your missing movie."
"The immigration act of 92' prevents me from going into further detail about your missing movie."
by iwantmymovieback July 27, 2008
(US GOVERNMENT) Agency created in 2003 by merging the enforcement arm of the former Immigration and Naturalization Service (INS) with that of the US Customs Service (see Customs and Border Protection {CPB}). It is part of the Department of Homeland Security (DHS).
The ICE employs 19,000 people worldwide and has a budget of about $5.7 billion (comparable to the military budget of Algeria or Norway). It is responsible for Detention and Removal Operations (DRO) of removable aliens.
The ICE also violates international laws on human rights by deporting immigrants (legal or not) accused of a crime (this is known as exile and violates international norms of criminal justice). This program is called "Secure Communities" and of course only makes communities a lot LESS secure; it has exiled over 14,000 immigrants for petty offices such as traffic violations.
The dog-and-pony show of the ICE is its Office of Investigations (OI). This "investigates, deters and interdicts ...arms and strategic technology exports, ...money laundering, ...media piracy, smuggling (contraband, narcotics and aliens), immigration fraud, transnational gangs, ...child exploitation and pornography..." The OI basically issues press releases for publication as "news" by lazy newsmedia. The fact remains that human trafficking is a tiny affair with few reliably documented cases, and the US is not dependent on imported porn.
The ICE employs 19,000 people worldwide and has a budget of about $5.7 billion (comparable to the military budget of Algeria or Norway). It is responsible for Detention and Removal Operations (DRO) of removable aliens.
The ICE also violates international laws on human rights by deporting immigrants (legal or not) accused of a crime (this is known as exile and violates international norms of criminal justice). This program is called "Secure Communities" and of course only makes communities a lot LESS secure; it has exiled over 14,000 immigrants for petty offices such as traffic violations.
The dog-and-pony show of the ICE is its Office of Investigations (OI). This "investigates, deters and interdicts ...arms and strategic technology exports, ...money laundering, ...media piracy, smuggling (contraband, narcotics and aliens), immigration fraud, transnational gangs, ...child exploitation and pornography..." The OI basically issues press releases for publication as "news" by lazy newsmedia. The fact remains that human trafficking is a tiny affair with few reliably documented cases, and the US is not dependent on imported porn.
Immigration and Customs Enforcement is a surplus agency of the US government that mostly duplicates the efforts of Customs and Border Protection and Citizenship and Immigration Services. It operates a gigantic, corporate-run incarceration system that surpasses anything Kafka, Orwell, or Solzhenitsyn ever wrote about.
by Primus Intra Pares June 17, 2010
(U.S. GOVERNMENT) successor to the investigations and processing arm of the former Immigration and Naturalization Services (INS) of the USA. In 2003, the INS was dissolved and its enforcement arm transferred to the new Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE). The INS had formerly been part of the Justice Department; the CIS is part of the Department of Homeland Security (DHS).
The CIS is responsible for incarcerating hundreds of thousands of people each year, mostly for petty paperwork filing errors or traffic stops.
The CIS is responsible for incarcerating hundreds of thousands of people each year, mostly for petty paperwork filing errors or traffic stops.
She spent months struggling with the wretched, burned-out bureaucracy of the Citizenship and Immigration Services, wondering how anyone could enter the country legally without violating the laws of physics.
by Primus Intra Pares September 4, 2010
Dirty Polish Immigrant (immigrants)
Bottom feeding, tax dodging, job stealing waste of human skin.
Once they've exhausted every resource, job, council house they will move onto the next area and do the same again. Watch out for these sleekit basterts. You'll know when the Polish immigrants hit your town when you go to your local shop and you feel like your in a foreign country due to the constant rabble of their shitey filthy immigrant face wounds communicating with each other something like this "sha moo me say say de hur shup ar de hoo polski sklep"
Send the fucking ritards back to thier own shitty country and blow the fucker up =)
Bottom feeding, tax dodging, job stealing waste of human skin.
Once they've exhausted every resource, job, council house they will move onto the next area and do the same again. Watch out for these sleekit basterts. You'll know when the Polish immigrants hit your town when you go to your local shop and you feel like your in a foreign country due to the constant rabble of their shitey filthy immigrant face wounds communicating with each other something like this "sha moo me say say de hur shup ar de hoo polski sklep"
Send the fucking ritards back to thier own shitty country and blow the fucker up =)
Wow the shops sold out of Lambrini!
The dirty Polish immigrants are not going to be happy about that!
The dirty Polish immigrants are not going to be happy about that!
by gash pirates July 30, 2011