Illusa 

A "Demon" said to be the lurer of lost souls to death. Illusa is depicted as an extremely beautiful woman wearing a red one piece dress. All that claim to have seen her were having a near death experience or very close to suicide. She is usually seen standing on a "bridge" thought to be the only known link between the living and dead worlds. Very few claim to have seen her more than once all saying the first time she is nice and seductive but all following times she is forceful and enraged. Most have seen her with an apple in her hand while standing on the bridge offering it to the victim. It is not known what happens if the apple is accept but presumably death follows.
Illusa is not from any set religion and it is not known where the name Illusa was developed. She is only known through the spoken word of near death victims.

Illusa tried to lure me across a gray stone bridge

Illusa by occultfictionfan April 24, 2009

illusions of unzippedness

A barely recognized but fairly common misperception that one’s fly is always open.

He suffered throughout his life with unrelenting illusions of unzippedness.

illusions of unzippedness by Dr Bunnygirl June 28, 2020

Illysa 

If you searched this beautiful name, this is probably your name. Or your friends! But reading this, Illysa is a great actor, and never lets you down! If you met an Illysa, don’t let go of them. They are funny, kind, caring, loving, smart, and if they warm up to you, they will probably open up to you. You can trust them. They follow the rules and can be a bit mischievous. But dont let go of them! Thanks for reading this you beautiful person,

Person 1: did you see Illysa? She was so nice!
Person 2: I know right? She was the best!

Illysa by • Itz Lollipopz • November 15, 2020

Work Illusionist 

Someone who give the illusion of doing work, but in reality does nothing. This trick can be preformed by; by attending meeting, especially meetings in other office buildings; volunteering for non-work activity such as organising work social events.

The work illusionist can fill this void by wandering around, going to movies or strip clubs.

Boss Hay where's insert slacker name , he said he was in a meeting with you ?

Office Worker Hang on, he said he was in a meeting with you.

Boss Look like we a have a work illusionist on the pay role

Work Illusionist by 58008 January 30, 2010

cocktical illusion 

The photo of a man's cock, typically taken by a cell phone, that makes it appear larger than what it really is because there is nothing else in the photo as a frame of reference to indicate it's true size. This is typically a close up zoom of the actual member.

Girl 1: OMG! Your boyfriend's cock is huge!

Girl 2: No, that photo he texted me is just a cocktical illusion. If his hand were in the photo then you'd see that his jimmy is just normal size.

cocktical illusion by hotmuffin July 19, 2010

Leggings illusion 

The leggings illusions is when a girl with no ass wears super tight leggings to make it seem as if she has ass when she doesn't. This makes the ass look big from a distance, and makes a man's mouth drool for dat booty. But when you get close or you get her home and taking them legging off, you realize that she has a small ass.

It's still sexy, but it's a lie.

Britney was so fine, she had a nice ass when I saw her walking around campus. Then I got her in my dorm, she took off the leggings, and I realize that she had a small ass.

I fell for the leggings illusion.

Leggings illusion by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI October 13, 2011

asian illusion 

Refers to how it is difficult to tell the age of an asian as they always appear younger than they are. They have the illusion of looking young forever.

"Can I see some ID please?" - cashier
"Sure, but I'm 29 years old" - asian suffering from asian illusion
"Sorry, I thought you were under-age!" - cashier
" No, it's just the asian illusion" - asian suffering from asian illusion

asian illusion by Princeout July 1, 2011