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An obnoxious person, usually intelligent, who lacks a good sense of humor. Though very charismatic, can be frustrating to talk to. Tends to be attractive, but lacks social cues to pick up hints. Requires tremendous effort and time to succeed with in sexual endeavors.
Bob: Yo Joe! How was the party?
Joe: It was nice ... I met this cool girl, too.
Bob: That's my boy! Always chasing the women.
Joe: She's an Ilama. I'm not sure I want to put in the effort. But she's pretty attractive.
Bob: Go for it man! I'm sure she'll settle for you eventually.
Ilama by freeslugs April 15, 2013
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islamaware 

A state of informed awareness of the true nature of Islam - a religion not of peace, but control and subjugation of any who disagree with its views. "Islamaware" is the perfect response to accusations of islamophobia, a made-up term often used by those who a enjoy a very broad set of civil rights, all of which are denied under Islam.
Trevor accused Fred of being islamophobic when he protested against the implementation of sharia law in the West. Fred responded, "No - I'm islamaware, I know that Islam is sexist, patriarchal, and anti-civil rights. It is not a religion of peace and there is no freedom under Islam, just look anywhere it is practiced for evidence."
islamaware by Charles MartelX May 29, 2017
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This ancient Hebrew name has evolved to mean Perfect Woman. An Ilana is not only a warrior that never gives up, but probably the most beautiful person in the room. An Ilana mixes energy with raw sex appeal and becomes a magnet and fire simultaneously making everyone who meets her become better people. An Ilana makes everyone wish that one day they woke up next to her.
Person 1. I don't think I can do it.
*Ilana walks in*
Person 2. I can take over the world!

"I used to believe life was a chore and then I met Ilana!"

"I used to dream of One Day. Ilana made it happen."
Ilana by Runbabyrun7281 October 1, 2017

imamaculate 

Used to describe and emphasize the pristine condition of a person place or thing when saying the more common word "immaculate" is not enough. Also used by questionable sales people who are misrepresenting their products and can't spell.
Example 1:
Friend : Dude, did you see that girl checking me out? She was imamaculate!
Fiend 2: Yea totes bro, she was fineeee!

Example 2:

Online Salesguy: "This machine is imamaculate! I'm also going to let it go for the super low price of $3299! Just for you!"
imamaculate by boatross June 19, 2018

illmatic 

The greatest 40 minutes in Hip-Hop history.
"...I sneak a uzi on the island in my army jacket linin"
illmatic by Azurebaijan April 12, 2004

illmatic treatment 

Nas debut album "Illmatic" is considered the greatest hip hop album of all time...Consequently, all his work after that is always matched up to it....The "illmatic treatment" is when you take an artist album and you compare it to their debut album.
Did you hear Jay Z's album "Kingdom Come"?

Yea i heard it, but im gonna have to give him the illmatic treatment..Kingdom Come was nothing like Reasonable Doubt
illmatic treatment by rashean September 14, 2007
Ilana is an absolutely AMAZING person. Smarter than Albert Einstein, kinder than Keanu Reeves, Prettier than Megan Fox, Ilana takes all the prizes home. She has a surplus of friends, always gets good grades, and genuinely enjoys her life.
Person: Damn, I wish I was Ilana!

Person 2: I know! She’s so amazing.
Ilana by unevensquash November 16, 2021
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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