An obnoxious person, usually intelligent, who lacks a good sense of humor. Though very charismatic, can be frustrating to talk to. Tends to be attractive, but lacks social cues to pick up hints. Requires tremendous effort and time to succeed with in sexual endeavors.
Bob: Yo Joe! How was the party?
Joe: It was nice ... I met this cool girl, too.
Bob: That's my boy! Always chasing the women.
Joe: She's an Ilama. I'm not sure I want to put in the effort. But she's pretty attractive.
Bob: Go for it man! I'm sure she'll settle for you eventually.
Joe: It was nice ... I met this cool girl, too.
Bob: That's my boy! Always chasing the women.
Joe: She's an Ilama. I'm not sure I want to put in the effort. But she's pretty attractive.
Bob: Go for it man! I'm sure she'll settle for you eventually.
by freeslugs April 15, 2013
Get the Ilama mug.A state of informed awareness of the true nature of Islam - a religion not of peace, but control and subjugation of any who disagree with its views. "Islamaware" is the perfect response to accusations of islamophobia, a made-up term often used by those who a enjoy a very broad set of civil rights, all of which are denied under Islam.
Trevor accused Fred of being islamophobic when he protested against the implementation of sharia law in the West. Fred responded, "No - I'm islamaware, I know that Islam is sexist, patriarchal, and anti-civil rights. It is not a religion of peace and there is no freedom under Islam, just look anywhere it is practiced for evidence."
by Charles MartelX May 29, 2017
Get the islamaware mug.This ancient Hebrew name has evolved to mean Perfect Woman. An Ilana is not only a warrior that never gives up, but probably the most beautiful person in the room. An Ilana mixes energy with raw sex appeal and becomes a magnet and fire simultaneously making everyone who meets her become better people. An Ilana makes everyone wish that one day they woke up next to her.
Person 1. I don't think I can do it.
*Ilana walks in*
Person 2. I can take over the world!
"I used to believe life was a chore and then I met Ilana!"
"I used to dream of One Day. Ilana made it happen."
*Ilana walks in*
Person 2. I can take over the world!
"I used to believe life was a chore and then I met Ilana!"
"I used to dream of One Day. Ilana made it happen."
by Runbabyrun7281 October 1, 2017
Get the Ilana mug.Used to describe and emphasize the pristine condition of a person place or thing when saying the more common word "immaculate" is not enough. Also used by questionable sales people who are misrepresenting their products and can't spell.
Example 1:
Friend : Dude, did you see that girl checking me out? She was imamaculate!
Fiend 2: Yea totes bro, she was fineeee!
Example 2:
Online Salesguy: "This machine is imamaculate! I'm also going to let it go for the super low price of $3299! Just for you!"
Friend : Dude, did you see that girl checking me out? She was imamaculate!
Fiend 2: Yea totes bro, she was fineeee!
Example 2:
Online Salesguy: "This machine is imamaculate! I'm also going to let it go for the super low price of $3299! Just for you!"
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Get the imamaculate mug.by Azurebaijan April 12, 2004
Get the illmatic mug.Nas debut album "Illmatic" is considered the greatest hip hop album of all time...Consequently, all his work after that is always matched up to it....The "illmatic treatment" is when you take an artist album and you compare it to their debut album.
Did you hear Jay Z's album "Kingdom Come"?
Yea i heard it, but im gonna have to give him the illmatic treatment..Kingdom Come was nothing like Reasonable Doubt
Yea i heard it, but im gonna have to give him the illmatic treatment..Kingdom Come was nothing like Reasonable Doubt
by rashean September 14, 2007
Get the illmatic treatment mug.Ilana is an absolutely AMAZING person. Smarter than Albert Einstein, kinder than Keanu Reeves, Prettier than Megan Fox, Ilana takes all the prizes home. She has a surplus of friends, always gets good grades, and genuinely enjoys her life.
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