Ihopper 

A maple syrup footjob underneath the table at any ihop location or other diner locations with a form of syrup and a table.

Miguel: So how was the date with Karlach?
Adolfo: She gave me an ihopper at the Denny's it was so crazy!

Ihopper by TheHolySampleText October 11, 2023

Ihoppression 

The overwhelming depression felt by the employees of iHop.

When the employees gathered around to sing “happy birthday” but at the same time yearned for sweet death, it was a clear case of iHoppression.

Ihoppression by saaaaywhaaaat April 27, 2019