stands for: i logged off for this. usually in the from of a question, it is asked after doing or experiencing something undesirable, and the person is frustrated that they got off their computer/the internet to do so.
1. Went outside for a swim in the pond and then got pond itch, ILOFT?

2. Decided to go shopping and the clerk yelled at me when my credit card wouldn't go through, ILOFT??
by sneufdogg August 7, 2012
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