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IFLAD is an almost-universal internet term that stands for "I Feel Like a Dickhead."
We've all been there, so this feeling had to be abbreviated, and so it is.

IFLAD could be used in any situation that you feel like a dickhead, and can be shortened to FLAD only during the weekdays, as weekends are sensitive to the IFLAD term.
This term is copywrited, although you should FLAD for even thinking of stealing the term.

If you do ever feel like a dickhead, IFLAD organizes self-help meetings where you can contemplate your life and think about all your IFLAD moments.
"Bro, im totally high on this weed you gave me".."Idiot, that was a box of twizzlers.".."IFLAD"
*Where IFLAD could be said by, or towards the twizzler-smoking dickhead.
IFLAD by Lord Death Pidgeon May 5, 2010
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It's a shorter, more urban way of saying Philadelphia. It's pronounced (ILL-UH-DELL).
I was up in the Iladel just chillin'.
iladel by tyrannus maximus October 7, 2005
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IFLAD • illadelph • ifad • iLady • iflah • Iflaah • iflash • Iflidiot • ifrad • ILAD
Wow look at Virginia girl last time I saw her she was so skinny now she is all Inflada.
inflada by BerthaDelRey December 1, 2015
A man who is obsessed with apple products and the image that comes with owning them. Will usually have the iPad, iBook, iPhone combo. May also refer to themselves as a memer of 'AAA' - Apple Addicts Anonymous.
Yo dude, that guy is such an iLad, have you seen him talking on his iPhone whilst ordering an iPad on his new iBook.
iLad by Big Katz Dogg June 24, 2010

illadelph 

1. A company that makes some sick ass bongs
yo did u see that new 3 hundred dolla illadelph i bought!
lets get some trees baby
illadelph by Webster5 August 19, 2006
a)sweet home,
b)name given to website where mainly youth can discuss and view each other www.illadee.com.au
c) name given to place where illadee.com.au originally came from, the training room, gunnedah nsw australia
a) i'm going back to illadee
b) did u see that photo on illadee
c) the partys at illadee
illadee by macca January 12, 2004
i feel like dying
Girl 1:” hey are you ok?”

Girl 2: “NOOO IFLD THERE IS SO MUCH HOMEWORK AND I HAVE A HEADACHE”
ifld by oddreyuhhh October 14, 2020
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murderhobo 

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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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