I’m innocent!

An expression used by someone, sort of like a form of comical sarcasm, when they’ve clearly been caught red-handed doing something that otherwise may have gone unexpected. i.e. smoking or drinking
Jane: Who me? I’m innocent! Haha.

Crowd: Haha! Yeah. Right.
by The Captive Spirit August 25, 2010
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