I'm bad as Michael Jackson.

A line that Lil Nas X used in his hit song, Holiday.

"Dude you are bad at this."
"Yeah, I guess that means, hee hee I'm bad as Michael Jackson."

by IPrpl February 26, 2021

Sorry, I'm bad at texting

A phrase commonly used by women when they have been bombarded with texts that they do not want to answer. This is usually used when a man is pursuing a woman and the woman does not share the same feelings for the man.

Arthur: Hey! What's up?

30 minutes pass

Arthur: Did I say something wrong?

Francine: Sorry, I'm bad at texting

by Gregor Sanchez May 30, 2011

i'm a bad texter

Someone who is clearly not interested in the person they're conversing with. Therefore, Instead of being honest about this, they'll often make up excuses as to how busy they weren't because they don't want to text that person back.

Haha, I'm sorry, I'm a bad texter. I promise I wanna talk to you though.

by Justayoungman February 10, 2017

i'm so bad i can suck my own dick

the act of being bad enough to suck one's own dick. by proving the ability to suck your own dick, people will know you're bad. a bad ass mother fucker. because you can suck your own dick. or alternatively, for someone already known for being bad, one could assume they know how to suck their own dick. first used by the great ll cool j on his 1990 album, walking with a panther.

sucker MCs really make me sick
i'm so bad i can suck my own dick
-LL Cool J

nice one.

by aludin May 18, 2007

I'm not bad i'm just drawn that way

This means I'm hot and you know it!

that girl everyone wants to be with,and that there parents wouldnt mind meaning I'm not bad i'm just drawn that way.

by Miss Hottness February 3, 2010

A Bad joke (I'm watching Bro don't do it)

A bad joke is a joke that everyone hates, for example, I am now holding a joke book and I will now read one of the contents.
Question: Why did the Orange stop rolling down the hill.
Answer: it ran out of Juice.
Please help me.

Michael: why did the tomato go red?

Jye: why?
Michael: because it saw the salad dressing
Jye: that is a bad joke (I'm watching bro don't do it)

by NAM H8TER April 5, 2018

I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news

A phrase said before someone says something very unfortunate. If a guy says this to a lady or vice versa, they might be about to do an unexpected breakup because one of them did something that the other person REALLY didn't like, or it could be used in any situation where bad news just needs to be given. For example, it could also be said when a big and exciting event is about to end or just before a very life-changing event that might possibly ruin the other guy's life forever.

Guy 1: I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but the year that you really liked and wanted to last forever, 2014, is coming to a close in a few days! So sorry dude, but every single old thing has to come to an end!

Guy 2: Really? But I hope 2015 will also be awesome!

by Steve820 December 28, 2014