i'm no doctor or anything 

taken from the great classic film "Kung Pow: Enter the Fist". Just a great site when you're telling a fact that's obvious, but you want to let people know that you're not certified to say such a fact

Wow, look at that bug. I mean, i'm no doctor or anything, but that looks like some kind of ant or something.

i'm no doctor or anything by El_Scorcho September 5, 2003