I'm in a tree 

A statement to use when you are not at work yet your boss is calling you to talk business and assumes you have the capability to discuss business.

Chuck (at his desk in the company office): Garry, could you please describe the history of communication you have established with the potential client? I would like to call them personally myself.

Garry (while in a tree bear hunting in Luray, VA): Chuck, no, I can't. I'm in a tree.

I'm in a tree by Christopher Rost December 30, 2007

Bitch I'm in a tree 

A recently coined term in online gaming, especially during player versus player combat.

It means "I am so far above you," and "you can't even touch me" rolled into one phrase

noob: DUDE WTF WHY CAN"T I KILL YOU!?

pro: Bitch I'm in a Tree!

Bitch I'm in a tree by Lord Damon September 19, 2009