I just cracked me one off.

A phrase used in internet forums to confess having masturbated to a posted pic or story. Frequently used to express appreciation for a pic or story even if actual masturbation hasn't taken place. Occasionally used ironically or to be comedically inappropriate.

Example 1: <user posts pic of a PAWG> ... I just cracked me one off.

Example 2: <I just found out that my mother has terminal brain cancer> ... I just cracked me one off .

by Carlton G. Long January 12, 2020

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i wanna be the one you think about at night

a referance from the song "flamin hot cheetos" by clairo.

"i wanna be the one you think about at night, And I wanna be the one that you would put up a fight for
You know that I adore
That even when you're bored
I'd buy you anything and everything I can't afford"

by luvvinn October 19, 2020

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I got one foot in the grave, and the other on a banana peel.

Something that a NY Mobster might tell a reporter when he knows that his time is limited. He's done some really outrageous shit to other gangsters, and as a result, he is a dead man. Like a moth caught on a hot light, he knows it's wrong, but the danger gives him such a charge that he really has ceased to care. A guy in this position would say this and really mean it.

"I got one foot in the grave, and the other on a banana peel." "We live this way, but we don't care."

by Armando 1972 December 30, 2011

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I don't know about that one chief

A phrase that is slang for no, normally used when in relation to an activity

Ex.1
Guy 1: aye, pass the bong
Guy 2: I don't know about that one cheif
ex.2
Guy 1: ay bruh, can you pull out?
Guy 2: I don't know about that one chief

by 20$ is 20$ September 19, 2018

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I was in one

To be very intoxicated. Not completely blackout, but close. A term you use for the night after because you were too fucked up to think to say it the night of.

Person 1: Man I'm so hungover
Person 2: Me too, I was in one last night

by Bigolmon February 18, 2022

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