Hypersift

1. Denotes the phenomenon of hazy and frantic searching through the senseless repository of useless internet information to find something deemed worthy of curiosity, mildly entertaining, or stuff you need.

2. Removal of the whole bunch of other crap ...

It was a total hypersift to find that.

I just drank coffee and hypersifted some new blogs.

by Yail Bloor VI, Minister of Be August 23, 2011

HyperSilence

A guy who doesn't need to resort to using UrbanDictonary to insult people. Therefore, smarter than most of you. And probably cooler.

Simply reading the above definitions proves how I'm right.

by ladyofshadowfires August 18, 2005

Hyperintrajocularity

1. A term for a very specific inside joke that has an audience of about 3.

2. Banter

"Yeah, I said your wife was as stupid as prehistoric swamp bacteria and your son was the ugliest spawn of satan with the face like an unloved pitbull with elphantiatis likely a result of the inbreeding that has been prevalent in your family for generations but... it' only hyperintrajocularity yer knob end."

by spinetrolley August 9, 2015

Hypersext

The abundance of links on a pornographic webpage.

Anal
Boobs
Cumshots
Doggy Style
Extreme
Fetish
Golden Showers
Harcore
etc.

This would be an example of hypersext links.

by Yahoo! Answers Phil J March 11, 2009

Hyperlite

Best damn wakeboard company there is

Parks rides for Hyperlite

by ridesbyerly132 May 31, 2004

hyperscat

As its name suggests, it is about shit. It is a long ass shit that is usually 4-10 inches wide. Of course this is not necessarily possible in the real world, it is usually drawn.

Yo bruh, someone just hyperscatted in the urinal.

by -=GMAN=- September 27, 2019

hyperslut

1. A person who's hyperactive and willing to fuck anything with a pulse.
2. A not-so-famous person (Paris Hilton)who's so desperate for fame they'll sleep with any Hollwood A-List celebrity so that they could be somewhat known.
3. A ho with ADHD.

1. Hey Melanie, I was watching E.T. last night and that crazy ass hyperslut bitch Britney Spears shaved her godamn head!
2. Lindsay Lohan went from a sucessful child star to coke-head hyperslut in 0-60 seconds!
3. Bill Clinton cheated on his wife with his damn seceretery, that male-hyperslut!
4.Teacher: I want you all to meet our new student, Bobby.
Class: Hi, Bobby.
Sasha:Hey, Bobby you wanna go fuck during recess behind the swings?
Bobby: Hell naw bitch, I heard you was a sloppy hyperslut!

by carmelash February 6, 2009