A variation of sideburns which generally extend from a Jew-fro and reach a minimum surface area of two square inches apiece. Named for Steven Hyde of "That 70s Show."
"One of my Hydeburns got snagged by the automatic seat belt in my car and dragged the left side of my face into a new level of hell."
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).