The only plausible reason for a hot chick to be dating a penniless dweeb. Pronounced "Eighty". Local variants, employing any beverage sold in cans larger than 400ml, are acceptable.
Agent 1: Why is Grace dating Ted? He's dumb, fugly and shit-broke, whilst the only two words to describe her are both "Hubba".
Agent 2: Word is, dude is hung like a can of 80/'.
Agent 2: Word is, dude is hung like a can of 80/'.
by TheNix June 6, 2011