Hummer Syndrome
Another dude in an H2, definitely Hummer Syndrome. Man why doesn't he just get a bumper sticker that says "I'm compensating for my small dick".
Hummer Syndrome by Scoats May 12, 2003
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Hummer Syndrome
I'm stuck in this job that I love, but I can't help wanting to get out of it because it's destroying me - I've got Hummer syndrome.
Hummer Syndrome by bloodylucid June 2, 2011
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Down-syndrome Hammer Fiesta
When an individual with Down-syndrome loses his/her shit, and proceeds to annihilate anything in reach with a hammer of some sort.
Did you see the news today?
Fuck the news.
Well Alabama was annihilated by a Down-syndrome Hammer Fiesta
Alright? Who gives a flying fuck about Alabama?
Fuck the news.
Well Alabama was annihilated by a Down-syndrome Hammer Fiesta
Alright? Who gives a flying fuck about Alabama?
Down-syndrome Hammer Fiesta by Sodomy boy June 28, 2010
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