Hummer Syndrome

the inverse relationship between the size of a man's vehicle and the size of his penis.

Another dude in an H2, definitely Hummer Syndrome. Man why doesn't he just get a bumper sticker that says "I'm compensating for my small dick".

by Scoats May 12, 2003

Hummer Syndrome

I want something new, but what am I supposed to do about you? I love you, it's true.

I'm stuck in this job that I love, but I can't help wanting to get out of it because it's destroying me - I've got Hummer syndrome.

by bloodylucid June 02, 2011