Hummer Syndrome 

the inverse relationship between the size of a man's vehicle and the size of his penis.

Another dude in an H2, definitely Hummer Syndrome. Man why doesn't he just get a bumper sticker that says "I'm compensating for my small dick".

Hummer Syndrome by Scoats May 12, 2003

Hummer Syndrome 

I want something new, but what am I supposed to do about you? I love you, it's true.

I'm stuck in this job that I love, but I can't help wanting to get out of it because it's destroying me - I've got Hummer syndrome.

Hummer Syndrome by bloodylucid June 2, 2011

Down-syndrome Hammer Fiesta 

When an individual with Down-syndrome loses his/her shit, and proceeds to annihilate anything in reach with a hammer of some sort.

Did you see the news today?

Fuck the news.

Well Alabama was annihilated by a Down-syndrome Hammer Fiesta

Alright? Who gives a flying fuck about Alabama?

Down-syndrome Hammer Fiesta by Sodomy boy June 28, 2010