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Human shotipede 

When you're waiting for your uber or lyft with three or more friends and you want to take shots, but you can't leave your post. One friend buys three shots takes them all, then carries them in his mouth to the next friend, where he delivers two shots to him, then he turns and gives the last shot to the last person all via mouth.
Dude the ride will be here in less than 5 minutes, here's $20 for 3 shots let's do a human shotipede.
Human shotipede by Sickjames March 5, 2017
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human sextipede 

When a group of at least 3 people participate in a train-like conjunction where one man is penetrating another man who is then penetrating a female or another male. It can be at least 3 men or 2 men and a girl. There can be as many men participating as pleased.

Also, if women want to be in the middle, they'd just need a good ol' strap!
Ronny walked in on Clarissa and Jason making sweet sweet love. Ronny went up to Jason and began penetrating his tight little asshole as Jason pounded Clarissa. The three of them were connected by the genetalia, forming a Human Sextipede
human sextipede by anonymous March 30, 2024

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016