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Human burrito

When sleeping with a partner in a bed and they steal all the covers at night wrapping all the bedding around them as if they were meat inside the burrito and the blanket was the burrito shell.
I was so cold last night because my woman did the human burrito.
by toushiama February 16, 2010
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Humanburritophobia

1.) The fear that you will wake up in the middle of the night and the person you were sleeping with will have stolen all the blankets and turned themselves into a human burrito.

2.) The fear that you will wake up in the middle of the night and there will be a random person in your bed who will have stolen all the blankets and turned themselves into a human burrito.

3.) The fear that you will wake up in the middle of the night and there will be a random person in your bed who will have stolen all the blankets, wrapped them around you, and turned you into a human burrito.
I don't have sleepovers anymore because my Humanburritophobia has gotten so bad. I am on meds for it now.
by Dr. Schultz March 19, 2013
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