Huibism 

The underlying philosophy and behavioural sciences of an epic persona called Huib. The philosophy was first sighted in the Netherlands, Huib’s natural environment. Through the years huibism made its way abroad, especially in areas popular through winter sporting activities. Huibism is an immensely complex and largely misunderstood philosophy which can only truly become clear through personal experience with a huibist.

Wife: “I met a supporter of huibism this morning and invited him for dinner.”
Husband: “I’ll be at Bob’s tonight.”

Huibism by SuperMoko March 19, 2009

Hubism 

Hubism is a religion that worships a God, the humbler, who enlightened humanity with 3 books. The first being humble beginnings, which was later split into 2 more books, (humbler), and (begin).

The Humbler originally enlightened Hubism upon Yousha and Yash.

Hubism by Sexymanchild212 February 4, 2024

Hubism 

Hubism is a religion that worships a God, the humbler, who enlightened humanity with 3 books. The first being humble beginnings, which was later split into 2 more books, (humbler), and (begin).

The Humbler originally enlightened Hubism upon Yousha and Yash, the two Humbling Prophets of Hubism.

Hubism by Sexymanchild212 February 4, 2024

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008