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Verb. To HovZ. The act of taking the internet so seriously that you vent your frustrations by beating up even bigger nerds.
"Wow, did you hear about how Nextel totally got HovZ'd? It was like watching two 4-year-olds fight over a Barbie."
by nothovz October 18, 2006
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A black piece of shit who's ego is only outmatched by his constant shit talking and flaming of others.

A fag. One who beats off to internet conversations. GG'd
Hovz: Well hey! If I wasn't going down on rek's dick so much I probably wouldn't act like I had PMS 24/7!!
by iD.Twisted June 29, 2004
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