Housefit

Noun. An outfit that one would wear only in the house. Usually a bizarre, uncool or ridiculous combination.

"I'm sorry, I can't go out now, I just put o a housefit."
"Oh girl, I'm really loving that housefit, very interesting."
"I haven't done laundry, you should see the housefit I'm rocking right now."

by Anais 28 May 14, 2010

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Housebitch

Despite possessing testicles (allegedly), the Housebitch takes on the traditional role of the submissive housewife. Any and all decisions must first be approved by the wife and her say is dutifully accepted. The only alcohol allowed in the house is white wine. Cursing is forbidden. Male friendships are strictly frowned upon. The Housebitch goes to great lengths to disguise his true identity including coming up with off-the-wall excuses in order to explain to his male friends why he will not be attending events to which he previously guaranteed his presence. It gives the Housebitch's wife great joy to cancel plans the Housebitch made with his buddies.

As the Housebitch, Ian knows better than to even bring up the topic of a boys’ weekend trip. Instead, he has a catalog of excuses from which to pull from as soon as friends suggest any kind of getaway. This makes Ally happy, which in turn, makes Ian happy. With another weekend apart averted, Ian and Ally toast their wine glasses before cuddling up on the couch to watch this weeks episode of The Bachelor follow up with American Idol.

by Rebell May 1, 2008

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housewitch

A witch whose whole house is their sacred space (as opposed to having just an altar). Similiar to a kitchen witch.

There's such an amazing atmosphere in Mary's house; it must be because she's a housewitch.

by Angulique April 8, 2007

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Housebitch

Pussywhipped. Must stay on the porch at all times. A stay at home mom(male). Gets his whites their whitest and breastfeeds like no one's business.
Wears a shirt that says "born to clean".

Joe is such a housebitch. He lost his job and now he stays home and plays Mr. Mom. Joe needs to just wear a dress, he was born with a mop in one hand and an oven mitt on the other.

by Glenn November 8, 2004

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housefill

Another way to say bullshit; specifically referring to someone who lies about their own achievements or talents. Based upon the fake books or appliances one might use to fill an empty house for sale to make it look better.

Guy1: I know JK Rowling in real life!
Guy2: That's housefill.

by ChibiChibi August 14, 2008

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