Housefit 

Noun. An outfit that one would wear only in the house. Usually a bizarre, uncool or ridiculous combination.

"I'm sorry, I can't go out now, I just put o a housefit."
"Oh girl, I'm really loving that housefit, very interesting."
"I haven't done laundry, you should see the housefit I'm rocking right now."

Housefit by Anais 28 May 14, 2010

Housebitch 

Despite possessing testicles (allegedly), the Housebitch takes on the traditional role of the submissive housewife. Any and all decisions must first be approved by the wife and her say is dutifully accepted. The only alcohol allowed in the house is white wine. Cursing is forbidden. Male friendships are strictly frowned upon. The Housebitch goes to great lengths to disguise his true identity including coming up with off-the-wall excuses in order to explain to his male friends why he will not be attending events to which he previously guaranteed his presence. It gives the Housebitch's wife great joy to cancel plans the Housebitch made with his buddies.

As the Housebitch, Ian knows better than to even bring up the topic of a boys’ weekend trip. Instead, he has a catalog of excuses from which to pull from as soon as friends suggest any kind of getaway. This makes Ally happy, which in turn, makes Ian happy. With another weekend apart averted, Ian and Ally toast their wine glasses before cuddling up on the couch to watch this weeks episode of The Bachelor follow up with American Idol.

Housebitch by Rebell May 1, 2008

housewitch

A witch whose whole house is their sacred space (as opposed to having just an altar). Similiar to a kitchen witch.

There's such an amazing atmosphere in Mary's house; it must be because she's a housewitch.

housewitch by Angulique April 8, 2007

Housebitch 

Pussywhipped. Must stay on the porch at all times. A stay at home mom(male). Gets his whites their whitest and breastfeeds like no one's business.
Wears a shirt that says "born to clean".

Joe is such a housebitch. He lost his job and now he stays home and plays Mr. Mom. Joe needs to just wear a dress, he was born with a mop in one hand and an oven mitt on the other.

Housebitch by Glenn November 8, 2004

housefill

Another way to say bullshit; specifically referring to someone who lies about their own achievements or talents. Based upon the fake books or appliances one might use to fill an empty house for sale to make it look better.

Guy1: I know JK Rowling in real life!
Guy2: That's housefill.

housefill by ChibiChibi August 14, 2008

housepitality 

very good hospitality; so good, in fact, that is needs a new definition.

Tyler, you seriously have the best fucking housepitality, because every time I go to your house you ask me if I need anything to drink or eat.

housepitality by TDBSAN69 October 1, 2010

housebite 

A dinner party at home in which you are meeting new people.

www.housebites.com

housebite by Babycakes1970 November 23, 2010