Hot Blast 

A hot blast is during a threesome, while one chick is sucking your dick, and the other is eating your butthole, you cum and fart at the same time.

Example 1:
Last night I had one girl blowing me, and other giving me a rim job. I gave those bitches a hot blast.

Example 2:
I was at Myrtle Beach during Senior Week and gave two bitches a hot blast.

Example 3:
I was so blacked out during that threesome that I gave those two sorority girls a hot blast.

Example 4:
There is nothing better than while getting your dick sucked and butthole eaten, giving a hot blast.

Hot Blast by Buckhannon's Best April 25, 2013

Hot Apple Blast 

While a woman is menstruating, a man sticks his penis in the blood flow from the woman's vagina. He proceeds to cum on her face splattering her in semen and blood.

-"Did you hear about Karen?"
-"No what"
-"Steve gave her a hot apple blast"
-"Sweet".

Hot Apple Blast by Matt April 6, 2005

Hot Damn Blast 

After taking a shot of Hot Damn! and chasing it with Pepto Bismol, a Hot Damn Blast is the ensuing pink, brown, and ill-flavored vomit that you will produce.

I can't believe he chased that Hot Damn with pepto bismol!

Just wait till you smell the Hot Damn Blast!

Hot Damn Blast by Hot Lettuce November 4, 2010

Bastard Hot 

A term used to describe when an object reaches a temperature in excess of what would normally be considered 'hot'.

Mr. Spanners addressed the classroom. "Listen up, students, this is an important physics lesson. A cup of tea is hot. An oven is really hot. The lava currently melting through the roof is bastard hot."

"Don't touch! It's bastard hot!”, Jeff the blacksmith shouted across the workshop as Alice stared hypnotically at the glowing orange lump of metal, fresh from the brazing hearth. These warnings fell on deaf ears, as Alice's poor judgement and dull intellect instructed her to pick up the metal piece, promptly rewarding her for this action with second-degree burns.

"But, Dr. McVillainous, the lair's tar pits only need to be hot enough to dispose of pesky superheroes and former employees. Raising the temperature to bastard hot will not provide any advantage and will only raise our fuel bills....", the nervous advisor quivered as he delivered his report.
Dr. McVillainous raised his hand and slapped his subordinate hard across the face. "I want to strike fear into the hearts of men! Nothing short of bastard hot will do!"

Bastard Hot by JankZappa January 22, 2022