A disastrous event that occurs 2.3446 nights after consuming large quantities of Indian food. (Note: this only occurs after contracting Pink Sock disease.)
"Man, last night I had a bad experience with my Muddy hosepipe."
by The Keg July 9, 2013
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When you have an argument with a fuck buddy, and prevent him/her from having sex temporarily. Typically ranges from 2-4 weeks, or until the banner gets drunk and horny. Not to be confused with ending a 'friends with benefits' relationship.
"I'm so horny ... but Ray is on a hosepipe ban, so I'm just gonna have to masturbate this weekend"
by Stevie-D April 30, 2012
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A pop bottle (normally 2 litre capacity) with a small hole drilled in the lid. When filled with water and squeezed, the resultant jet works like a mini hosepipe for those too pikey to own a real hosepipe.
"Pass us that pop bottle* Maude, the dog's left a nutty truncheon on the step and I need to hose it away."

*Burnley Hosepipe
by Melonheadd June 22, 2011
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