The healthiest, wisest and most kind choice of a drink. Are you sick? Are you lonely? Are you thirsty? Horseback water will not only quench your thirst but quench your societally needs. HBW will whisper sweet nothings into your ear. Horseback water is the healthiest form of liquid you can digest. The sole proprietor and the current birthright holder of HBW is Frankie Lagana.
Ezra: How's your horseback water?
James: It's so good, I feel healed!

Ezra: Praise God!
by Sean Rampolla November 15, 2020
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