An overly large dildo. Used mainly when the vagina has grown too large for a normal dildo and a nightmare to men everywhere.
I broke up with my girlfriend when i found her horse dildo.
I found a horse dildo at Carter's and he was just as shocked as i was.
I found a horse dildo at Carter's and he was just as shocked as i was.
by shakkakan February 4, 2010
The type of 18 inch dildo that you can find under your grandmothers bed. Can safely be used on dogs if proper steps are taken, and can even be used to please a stallion. Most are magenta colored as a symbol of femininity.
Michael: “Guess what guys? I found a dog horse magenta dildo under my grandma’s bed. I wonder how much of it she can take!
by Father Jake September 14, 2017