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French Horning 

The act of fisting a girl and eating her ass simultaneously.
Can I have a Tic Tac? Carly and I were French Horning last night.
French Horning by Vinay P. October 15, 2016
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hornimal 

Used to describe someone who is as horny as an animal on heat.
My friend Sally likes to fuck a lot, she is so hornimal.
hornimal by rattler September 8, 2015
Adj.; A term mostly used in prison, espescially in the Kentucky State Penitentiary, where an inmate practicing a different kind of homo sexuality has a deep desire for BOOTY (a man's butt) and gets hard in the penal area; Horny; really-fucking-gay; 2. An individual may develop the non-stop use of this term during birth or after his first occurrence with forced sex with men(s) in prison.
1. You gotta a bunch of mens locked up, in one place, all of 'em get hard, all of 'ems hornin', all of 'ems got sexual desires right? So what they goin' to do? You won't let them have a women! So they're goin' to have each... somebody is going to have to get us some BOOTY, it's just that simple.
2. Byron admitted "You have been acting very strange ever since you came out of prison Fleece! You keep trying to feel my butt and you say that you're hard, what the fuck does that mean?"

Fleece responded with content "That's because I'm hornin' Bryon, and I likes ya and I wants ya... now we can do this the easy way or the hard way... the choice is yours!"
A BOOGER that is accidentally shot out of a nostril, usually while holding in a hearty laugh, resulting in the random projection of the snot ball.
I'm glad that chick didn't see my HORNK go into her popcorn at the movie last night.
Hornk by TimmerOU812 November 29, 2014

hangover horniness 

The sexual desire many men and some women experience during the day following a night of heavy drinking. This may be caused by a temporary hormonal imbalance and/or by temporary fatigue within certain areas of the brain. Effects can last up to 24 hours, but may be offset by physical fatigue, which inhibits the desire for strenuous physical activity.
We didn't get out of bed until noon today. My husband had a severe case of hangover horniness.

French Hornist 

One who plays the French horn. Because of the way French hornists blow into their instruments and the very small size of the French horn's mouthpiece, French hornists are very well known for being amazing kissers.
1: Who do you like kissing the best?

2: That really cute band kid, Conrad.

1: Oh, him? Really?

2: He's a French hornist.

1: Oh, well that makes sense then. What's his number?