Horkun

A nebulous gelatinous and formless female life form with little self regard for respect or social acceptance that has been known to suck the life out of many an unaware male that advertises either cash money or similar monetary objects. Also known as {el hortan}in South America, {das horvatia} in Germany and {splun icedic horvatia} in Icelandic

I was having a great evening with my buddies till I was blindsided by a red coifed Horkun in spiked heels. I woke up the next day penniless and filled with shame.

by Notorious Papi July 9, 2007

Horkin' the Bjork

1) Reading Animorphs while tripping on hallucinogens and listening to Bjork
2) Masturbating
3) Wrangling a barnyard animal
4) Actually copulating with Bjork

1) "I was Horkin' the Bjork last night when I had an epiphany about life, and how it relates to Elimists."
2) "Dude, lay off Horkin' the Bjork for a while, you're chafing."
3) "Gee, Cletus, the way you're Horkin' the Bjork today we can get off work in time to watch Nascar."
4) "I went to the concert in hopes of Horkin' the Bjork."

by Chris Flemming October 27, 2007

Hokuniverse

It is just a more advanced level of Hokgod.

Honrich: Y are u so hokuniverse.
Advani: Cuz u are hokmultiverse

by warloadam November 29, 2021

horknee

basically horny, but for people who dont like that word

person 1- yeah, dont forget their horknee all the time
horknee person- yeah what they said

by dvck._.m3 January 27, 2021

Horunk

state of being horny and drunk at the same time

one shot of whisky while smoochin' got him horunk as fuck

by Hojatkermani February 4, 2020

Horking

Consuming food with little to no consideration given to nutritional ramifications, quantity, or palatability.

"Man, John Goodman is horking down those Chili's baby back ribs."

by c1natra September 30, 2009

horknee

It's a friendlier version of Horny

"I'm kinda horknee"
"omg kumihoe is horknee asf 😻"

by Randomlyexisting March 6, 2022