Horkun

A nebulous gelatinous and formless female life form with little self regard for respect or social acceptance that has been known to suck the life out of many an unaware male that advertises either cash money or similar monetary objects. Also known as {el hortan}in South America, {das horvatia} in Germany and {splun icedic horvatia} in Icelandic

I was having a great evening with my buddies till I was blindsided by a red coifed Horkun in spiked heels. I woke up the next day penniless and filled with shame.

Horkun by Notorious Papi July 9, 2007

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Horkin' the Bjork

1) Reading Animorphs while tripping on hallucinogens and listening to Bjork
2) Masturbating
3) Wrangling a barnyard animal
4) Actually copulating with Bjork

1) "I was Horkin' the Bjork last night when I had an epiphany about life, and how it relates to Elimists."
2) "Dude, lay off Horkin' the Bjork for a while, you're chafing."
3) "Gee, Cletus, the way you're Horkin' the Bjork today we can get off work in time to watch Nascar."
4) "I went to the concert in hopes of Horkin' the Bjork."

Horkin' the Bjork by Chris Flemming October 27, 2007