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A nebulous gelatinous and formless female life form with little self regard for respect or social acceptance that has been known to suck the life out of many an unaware male that advertises either cash money or similar monetary objects. Also known as {el hortan}in South America, {das horvatia} in Germany and {splun icedic horvatia} in Icelandic
I was having a great evening with my buddies till I was blindsided by a red coifed Horkun in spiked heels. I woke up the next day penniless and filled with shame.
by Notorious Papi June 12, 2007
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