Otherwise known as the "law of diminishing returns," Hooker Theory refers to the progressive decrease in experienced pleasure relative to expected pleasure (i.e. measured in pleasure-units) per variable input (i.e. dollars per hour).
Steve: Is a thousand-dollar per hour hooker ten times as good as a hundred-dollar per hour Hooker?
Donald: Nope.
Steve: How not!?
Donald: Hooker Theory
Donald: Nope.
Steve: How not!?
Donald: Hooker Theory
by Aarroonn123 March 8, 2010
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