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1) n. A misunderstanding of a spoken phrase in which the hearer interprets the phrase as a proper, but confusing and irrelevant English sentence. It is usually attributed to earwax buildup, but can frequently occur in noisy environments. 2) v. homulated, To intentionally substitute homophonically similar words in an effort to deceive the hearer.

Etymology: 'Homula' is believed to have itself been a homula of the phrase 'hotmail account', which homulated into the phrase 'homula count'. The latter soon came to be the current running tally of homulas encountered.
homula (n) - Here danger smell-ball is the homula

Speaker: "So did you get the part as the Danish Noble?"
Hearer: "What? Did I get a piece of the danger smell-ball?"

homula(v) - Here, Richard Gere homulated the phrase "peed my pants" into "Pirates of Penzance"

Julia Roberts: "It was so good I almost peed my pants."
Richard Gere: "She said she liked it better than Pirates of Penzance."
Homula by Kark Pickering August 4, 2009
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A fabulous demon from the show Madoka Magica. She went through many timeloops to save her friend Madoka, but ended up falling in love with her. She then recreated the universe because of her love.
Homura was so gay that she destroyed the universe and became satan.
Homura by Lexumura May 24, 2014

hokulani 

Her eyes shined like a hokulani in the dawn.
hokulani by BIG RED66 March 11, 2011

homelander 

A Deranged , evil version of Superman that stars in the show on Amazon Prime : the boys played by Anthony Starr
Person 1 : did u see that show , the boys?
Person 2 : yeah I did ....Homelander is so scary
Person 1 : Fucking Diabolical
Person 2 : hahaha
homelander by Stormfront Liberty September 15, 2020

Homeland Security

A federal agency established after 9/11/2001 to carry on the work of the terrorists. They help us fear nature by taking over FEMA and diverting funds that would have been spent on hurricane relief to equip meter maids with assault rifles. Constant reminders to "report suspicious behavior" to the police have made us fear each other and criminalized social anxiety disorder. Thanks to their fine efforts, being too shy to ask a girl for sex is now as likely to get you investigated as asking a girl for sex.
If you want to know why you feel insecure blame Homeland Security.

Hogulation 

These drawings are one big hogulation.

What the fuck happened in here this is one big hogulation?
Hogulation by Phil Milt Hunt February 21, 2013

A Homelander 

The act of masturbating on a rooftop while standing on the edge. As seen on the Amazon Prime Video show "The Boys" which released in 2019.
Person 1: Did you see the crackhead jerking off on top of the bridge?
Person 2: Yeah, motherfucker pulled a Homelander, fucking diabolical.
A Homelander by mayonnaizzo October 13, 2020
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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