Homula

1) n. A misunderstanding of a spoken phrase in which the hearer interprets the phrase as a proper, but confusing and irrelevant English sentence. It is usually attributed to earwax buildup, but can frequently occur in noisy environments. 2) v. homulated, To intentionally substitute homophonically similar words in an effort to deceive the hearer.

Etymology: 'Homula' is believed to have itself been a homula of the phrase 'hotmail account', which homulated into the phrase 'homula count'. The latter soon came to be the current running tally of homulas encountered.

homula (n) - Here danger smell-ball is the homula

Speaker: "So did you get the part as the Danish Noble?"
Hearer: "What? Did I get a piece of the danger smell-ball?"

homula(v) - Here, Richard Gere homulated the phrase "peed my pants" into "Pirates of Penzance"

Julia Roberts: "It was so good I almost peed my pants."
Richard Gere: "She said she liked it better than Pirates of Penzance."

by Kark Pickering August 4, 2009

Homura

A fabulous demon from the show Madoka Magica. She went through many timeloops to save her friend Madoka, but ended up falling in love with her. She then recreated the universe because of her love.

Homura was so gay that she destroyed the universe and became satan.

by Lexumura May 24, 2014

hokulani

hawaiian for heavenly star

Her eyes shined like a hokulani in the dawn.

by BIG RED66 March 11, 2011

homelander

A Deranged , evil version of Superman that stars in the show on Amazon Prime : the boys played by Anthony Starr

Person 1 : did u see that show , the boys?
Person 2 : yeah I did ....Homelander is so scary
Person 1 : Fucking Diabolical
Person 2 : hahaha

by Stormfront Liberty September 15, 2020

Homeland Security

A federal agency established after 9/11/2001 to carry on the work of the terrorists. They help us fear nature by taking over FEMA and diverting funds that would have been spent on hurricane relief to equip meter maids with assault rifles. Constant reminders to "report suspicious behavior" to the police have made us fear each other and criminalized social anxiety disorder. Thanks to their fine efforts, being too shy to ask a girl for sex is now as likely to get you investigated as asking a girl for sex.

If you want to know why you feel insecure blame Homeland Security.

by Len Bakerloo June 16, 2018

Hogulation

Fuckin Mess

These drawings are one big hogulation.

What the fuck happened in here this is one big hogulation?

by Phil Milt Hunt February 21, 2013

A Homelander

The act of masturbating on a rooftop while standing on the edge. As seen on the Amazon Prime Video show "The Boys" which released in 2019.

Person 1: Did you see the crackhead jerking off on top of the bridge?
Person 2: Yeah, motherfucker pulled a Homelander, fucking diabolical.

by mayonnaizzo October 13, 2020