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HomieBear (1)

Urban Dictionary only let's me use 1500 characters so this is the first definition. To read the second one go to: HomieBear (2).
A person who believes any of the following statements:
Roblox Fortnite is good but regular Fortnite is bad, Roblox has better graphics than GTA V, Atozy is pronounced as "Atozzy", Roblox is the best game ever created, Gangster New Orleans (a GTA ripoff) is a good game but all the GTA games are bad (even though they haven't played any of them), or that Sniperwolf, Azzyland, Lele Pons, Hanna Stocking, Anwar Jibawi, or anyone else in that category of "entertainers" is funny. Extreme HomieBears are also known to think India is a continent.
They may also be a HomieBear if they think speaking using the following method is correct English.
HomieBear: *drools like a rabid animal*
Random Guy: What's wrong with you?!
HomieBear: No.
An individual may also be classed as a HomieBear if they commit the following actions:
Throws a tantrum in public if their mum does not buy them robux and/or giftcards to buy robux.
Claims that they can drop out of school at age 11 to be successful Roblox Youtuber and Soundcloud rapper.
Screeches like a banshee if anyone even insinuates that they may have an anger problem.
*In court*
Judge: You have been accused of thinking Roblox has better graphics than GTA V, thinking Fortnite is bad but Roblox Fortnite is good, and that Atozy (At-ow-zee) is pronounced as "At-oz-ee". How do you plead?

HomieBear: aLl ThAt Be ThE hAvE oF tHe TrUe!!!!11!! WoBwoKtH bE dA gOoD gAmE bOoOiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIzZzZzZzZzZzZzZ!!!!!

Judge: Oh no, I had no idea it was a HomieBear. Put it in black in the wild where you found it before it infects someone!

Witness: Mega oof.
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HomieBear (2) 

Urban Dictionary only lets me use 1500 words per definition so I'm breaking it up into a few, this is the second one. Go to HomieBear (1) to see part 1.

If you ever encounter a wild HomieBear in it's natural habitat, your best method of survival would be to first insult it. My recommendation is "HomoBear". It will then become so overcome with rage that it will charge. However don't fear, most HomieBears range from around 3'10" (117cm) to 4'6" (137cm). Anyway, after you have aggravated the beast, throw some bait behind it. My recommendations include: cold tea, (8-24 hours old), robux giftcards (the more expensive the more effective), and maybe some hypebeast clothing (eg. ]Supreme], Gucci, Bape, Rolex, Clout Goggles, etc.) Anyway, after you have thrown the bait the humanoid creature will swiftly turn his head around to grab the merchandise. When it does, his neck will rotate 120 degrees, breaking it instantly.

You will then have to dispose of the body, because ever since 1986 when this method was discovered and released to the public in a book titled "How to dispose of a wild HomieBear" written by ward winning author Grills Bears, the extermination of the beast was illegalised to prevent extinction. Apparently the HomieBear plays an important role in society, without them, everyone's standards for human qualities would sky-rocket, causing everyone to hate each-other.
*On Man vs. Wild*
Bear Grylls: the worst thing to encounter in the wilderness is a HomieBear, but luckily they're very rare and I doubt we'll see one.
Wild HomieBear: *Jumps out of bushes while playing Gucci Flip-flops.*
Bear Grylls: *kills himself.*
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