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Hometown hero 

When you come home from college for holidays. To get your genitalia destroyed by someone from your hometown
Hometown hero by Mykids@01! November 22, 2023

Hometown Heroes Night 

The eve before Thanksgiving where all the losers you went to high school with converge on the same bar. This often results in one of the following scenarios:

1. You see the losers who have never left your hometown, they are all belligerently drunk, annoying, and think they are cool.
2. You meet up with the chick who was hot in high school and is still kind of hot so you try to bag her. You later find out she is the town prostitute/cum dumpster.
3. You run into an acquaintance who you haven't talked to in years and have the awkward "Hey! How are You? What have you been up to?" conversation.
4. You have a drink with your old football/ baseball coach who is now an alcoholic.
5. You try to bang your ex-gf or that chick who polished your knob once in 9th grade.
6. Bear spectacle to every guy simultaneously hitting on the young co-eds who came back from college just for the holiday.
Hey, lets go to the bar for Hometown Heroes night. I really want to smush Jane Doe, she gave me the best brains in 9th grade.

home town hero 

A girl/guy from a persons home town whom they "hook up" with in their home town when away from their current place of living (specifically in reference to returning to a parents home from college)
I'm going to home this weekend I hope my home town hero Samantha is there so we can slam
home town hero by jkirby2 July 24, 2011